Oh he also ranted for about 90 minutes about how terrible Australian internet is and gave a Martin Luther King-esque speech about how he's going to revolutionize it.
I HAVE A DREAM, Martin Luther King ONCE SAID;
AND IT'S ABOUT AUSTRLIA AND THEIR INTERNET
IT SHALL AND I REPEAT IT SHALL BE FREEEE FROM CAPPS!!!!
NO MORE SEGREGATION FROM OTHER LIMITLESS INTERNET FROM OTHER COUNTRIES
WE SHALL BE EQUAL, WE HAVE THE HUMANITARIAN RIGHT
NOW LISTEN FOLKS WE WILL BOYCOTT ALL THE INTERNET COMPANIES
EVERYONE DON'T BROWSE THE INTERNET
BECAUSE WE WILL NOT SIT BEHIND THE BUS OF THE INTERNET
WHILE OTHERS BROWSE FREELY UP FRONT
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
AFTER THIS SUCCESSFUL BOYCOTT
INTERNET COMPANIES WILL HAVE TO NOTICE THAT THEY NEED US
WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS ABUSE NO MO NO SIR..NO MAM HALEEELOOUIIAAA
WE WILL RIIIISE AND COME FORTH AS A FORCE - A STRONG PEOPLE
I HAVE A DREAM AND THAT DREAM WILL COME TRUE
AND THAT IS FOR US AUSTRALIANS TO BE EQUAL WITH THE OTHER NATIONS THE NATIONS THAT LAUGH AT US AND MAKE US FEEL SMALL
WE SHALL ONE DAY BE FREE
- MDS
What a goofball.

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